Me and the Ghost of Cheras

by Jackson Sawatan on March 11, 2009

I HAD THE the feeling there was something wrong with the intermediate double-storey terrace house which the agent showed me a week after we — me and the family — arrived in KL from Singapore in November 2007.

For one thing, even in the guise of the fresh paint, the house had all the tell-tale signs of a prolonged disuse, like an old barn abandoned in the woods.

I reckoned that it might have been more than a year — could have been more than a decade for all I know — since the last occupants walked out of the rusty gate, with its tar-like paint flecking in the sun like dead skin.

Yet, for another, I could feel that something had remained there, taking refuge in the darkened corners of the house, perhaps it had even invited some other beings to share the empty rooms with.

Come in, we won’t hurt you

The fresh paint didn’t look inviting; but I could feel the house — the things in the house, whatever they were — waving at us, urging us to go in and why not just have a look, because we might like it…

Come in, come in, we won’t hurt you, I could almost hear them whispering under the window inside. We haven’t had blood for more than a year — it might have been more than a decade for all we know — and to tell you the truth, quite honestly our dear Jackson man, we have almost forgotten the taste. Come in!

You see, I had a very strong feeling that the house was haunted.

The agent, he’s a real-estate negotiator, his business card said — big deal, his business card did not say — the agent did not say anything about the house, except that the owner wanted it rent out for RM600 a month.

“Two plus one, half-month utilities, 15 per cent stamp duty,” he said, spewing out the terms of the rent in quick succession in a manner only real-estate negotiators could have spewed.

He repeated the terms moments later when he noticed the puzzled expression on my face, this time very slowly, complete with addendum and further explanation as per necessary as though I was a slow learner.

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IT WAS THE school that sealed the deal. If not for the school, which is located within walking distance from the house, we wouldn’t have ended up renting it, not when among the first few items we found in the house was a worn-out long-sleeved Polo shirt lying on the floor with spots that looked like blood stains.

I could only imagine what might have happened here. This house had stories but no one was telling, not even the landlord, the real estate negotiator or the neighbours. Yet I could sense a presence even in the broad daylight.

Desperate for a house

By that time, we had already been putting up at a hotel for over a week and we desperately needed to find a house. My meagre fund was dwindling fast and besides, I would have to report for work soon.

So on Nov 30, we sealed the deal — me, the real-estate negotiator and the landlord — and the day after, we came to clean the house.

On Dec 1, we moved in and on the same day bought our first few possessions — two mattresses, a wardrobe, a fridge, a washing machine, two cooking gas tanks and a cheap stove.

We hadn’t done cleaning the upper floor; so, during the first few days we were in, we slept in the living room while the ghosts, seeing that we had claimed a place there, decided to move upstairs.

We lived in peaceful co-existence during the period. We kind of more or less agreed to stay within our defined territories — us in the living room, them upstairs. You don’t encroach into ours, I don’t encroach into yours, just remember that, Jackson man!

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BUT I DON’T make deal with ghosts; so on the second week, we claimed the upstairs as well.

By that time we had bought almost all the basic items we needed to function and make the house our home. The ghosts would have to go. The house was ours now.

Fast forward to present-day, even now, over a year later, I could still feel their presence though not as strong as before.

Sometime when I am alone in the living room late at night reading blogs and browsing the Internet, I could feel the homeless ghosts coming near and often times, they would come real close and look over my shoulder, perhaps to see what was it that I was doing or what on earth was that  foldable book of spell that I was playing with.

“This is called a laptop computer, you silly ghost, not some book of spell… and I am browsing the Internet if you know what I mean. I bet you don’t have these things in your world, huh?”

I said that once, under my breath. But if my little joke had been funny, I had no way of telling if the ghosts were laughing.

[NOTE: this entry is from my old blog over at Blogspot, written on December 18, 2007 with some updates and editing]

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It is good to see that people have not lost their sense of humour in this time of economic gloom and less-than-normal political situation.

I bet by now many would have cracked and flogged the dua bukit satu batang jokes and all its wacky variants and still find it hilarious even after listening to them day in and day out. I know I do.

For some reasons, the words bukit (hill) and batang (rod) seem to have the propensity to tick when used in relation to each other… and when they do, you can be sure of a fine tickling.

Of course, in the case of Batang Ai state constituency in Sarawak, the word “batang” means river.

It started with Permatang

No one saw it coming, really, that nature, too, has its sense of humour. When Datuk Seri Wan Azizah Wan Ismail vacated the Permatang Pauh parliamentary seat to allow her husband Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim to contest the by-election for seat in August last year, no one really pay attention to the meaning of the word Permatang Pauh.

Permatang Pauh can be translated as “the Bund of Pauh”. “Pauh” itself is the name of a type of a mango. Anwar, the Parti Keadilan Rakyat advisor, of course won the seat — how couldn’t he be? It’s the party’s bund.

Then on to Kuala Terengganu

Early this year, the ruling Barisan Nasional and opposition pact Pakatan Rakyat, slugged it out in the by-election for the Kuala Terengganu parliamentary seat, taking the battle from the Bund of Pauh to the Rivermouth of Terengganu. Kuala is the Malay word for rivermouth.

BN lost the seat. Pakatan Rakyat bunded the kuala.

Then on to the two bukits and one batang

Of course there will be three by-elections this coming April 7 involving the Bukit Gantang parliamentary seat in Perak, Bukit Selambau state seat in Kedah and Batang Ai state seat in Sarawak.

If fate would have it, there could be a fourth by election — for the Pensiangan state seat in Sabah. Well shall know if this is the case on March 13.

Gantang, Selambau and Pensiangan

The word “gantang” has a meaning — it’s the measurement of the amount of rice grain.

One gantang is equivalent to about 4.5 litres. In the old days, people would come to a shop and say the want a gantang of rice or if they want more, two gantangs or three gantangs of the staple produce, and so on.

My mother used to measure a gantang to be equvalent to the content of 12 Susu Cap Junjung cans. Susu Cap Junjung is of course the Milkmaid brand of condense milk.

You might think that Selambau has no meaning; try searching the Kamus Dewan for the word lambau and it would become clear the word does have a meaning. Lambau can be a type of fish or a fish catching activity.

What about Pensiangan then? I bet it has a meaning among the locals in the interior in Sabah. Siang in the native language of Sabah can mean “land clearing”. Sometimes in the old days people would say “saya mau siang saya punya tanah besok” (I will clear my land tomorrow).

In Malay, the word siang means daytime, thus the phrase “lawan sampai siang” in the title, is “to fight till daybreak.”

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“Fatherland” by Robert Harris

by Jackson Sawatan on February 24, 2009

In 2002, a friend returning from a trip abroad asked me if I wanted anything from the country he was visiting — a magazine or something, he said.

I told him that that wasn’t necessary but if he insisted, a book would do. At that time, I had just started to pick up reading as a hobby and books are not cheap. He told me he knew nothing about books but he would grab one anyway.

Returning a favour

I guess he was just returning a favour for having bugged me with long distance calls asking about political development back home whenever he was abroad.

My friend is not a politician but he love to talk about politics. Even now whenever he is overseas, he will call or text message me about the latest happenings back home.

Sometimes he would call just to say he had read something about Malaysia in newspapers in the country he was visiting.

As usual he would ask for my opinion. “Reporters know a lot of inside stories,” he would say.

There’s something about Fatherland

Coming back to that particular trip in 2002, he returned home a couple of days later, invited me for a coffee and handed me five books, one of them was “Fatherland” by Robert Harris. “These are cheap books, that’s why I bought five altogether. I got it from a bargain store,” he said.

Of course, the conversation soon shifted to politics. Vintage him.

It took me nearly a year to finish reading all five. Fatherland was unusually compelling that it left an impression on me till this day despite the fact that I could no longer recall what the book was all about except that it had something to do with Nazi and Germany.

But there are other things about Fatherland — things that made my stomach churn when I read them at that time.

So, yesterday, I rummaged into the heap of paper boxes containing my personal library and found the book buried deep below. I plan to re-read it; I really want to know what were the stomach-churning tales that Harris had weaved into the pages of Fatherland.

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Sans Serif Is Upgraded To Wordpress 2.7

by Jackson Sawatan on January 25, 2009

I finally upgraded this blog to Wordpress 2.7 today. I should have done so several weeks ago but for some reasons, I feel uneasy each time I upgrade my blogs.

It seems everything is okay. No skewed page, no dropped sidebar…

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Random Photo: Morning Jog

by Jackson Sawatan on January 24, 2009

I find it ironic that most people who jog at sunrise are those already in their sunset — old people panting and sweating in the dying dawn.

Old people jogging

This old man (picture, below) is not jogging; he is just walking, in slow, excruciating strides. He could very well be me a couple of decades in the future… if I live as long as he, that is.

Old people jogging

I’ll be joining them soon; doing the morning jog, I mean. Wonder how it feels to be jogging among old people.

morning joggers

It will definitely make me feel a lot less old, that is for sure. Even then, I know. No matter how hard we try, we cannot win this one war against a formidable and unstoppable foe — age.

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On A Two-Week Leave

by Jackson Sawatan on December 21, 2008

I am taking a two-week leave starting tomorrow to go back to my kampung in Sabah. Will be offline most of the time during the period.

In the meantime, enjoy the good old blues by John Lennon, Eric Clapton, Keith Richards and Mitch Mitchel. These guys are awesome, don’t you think so?

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Oh, What The Heck… Imagine No More For It Will Be Pointless

by Jackson Sawatan on December 18, 2008

Close your eyes and imagine, for a while, that dinosaurs are still roaming our jungles and plains, with T-Rex thundering past, hunting smaller dinosaurs and occasionally human, and Brontosaurus chomping tree leaves by the riverbanks and giant birds swooping down from mountains afar.

What the heck, open your eyes. Imagine no more for it would be pointless.

Those majestic beasts have long gone and no matter how hard you imagine how it was like to be living among them, the experience can never be the same as the real thing.

And the real thing is already gone for several million years. You know that. You know too that their extinction at that time had nothing to do with us human.

Thankfully, though, unlike our future generations a century down the road, we do not have to imagine how it is like to be seeing the Orang Utans swinging by the tree, the proboscis plotting monkey business above tree tops, Sumatran rhinos basking in the sun even as their bodies half-submerge in water, polar bears roaming the arctic, a family of gorillas waking up in the mist, majestic birds, though not as huge as their ancient progenitors, flying overhead amid towering trees…

Imagine no more. The real thing, or the great remain of the real thing, is still here. We can still touch them, see them, take their photos and be awed by their existence amid our own.

But they too will soon extinct and this time, the culprit will be none other than us, human.

Thankfully, there is still a window of opportunity for all good men and women among us to delay or even reverse the extinction. Those good men and women could very well be you and me.

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New York Times’ 100 Notable Books Of 2008

by Jackson Sawatan on November 28, 2008

If you like books or just fancy reading one once in a while, then maybe you can take a look at one of these books which made it to the list of the New York Times’ 100 Notable Books of 2008.

One of the books in the list, titled “Atmospheric Disturbances” by Rivka Galchen, tells the story of a man who believes that his young Argentine wife has been replaced by a double.

The book has all the promise of being witty and smart. Take for instance the man at the centre of the story, Leo Libenstein, who is a psychiatrist.

He claims that one day in December, a woman, looking exactly like his wife — wearing “the same baby blue coat with jumbo charcoal buttons, same tucking behind ears of dyed corn silk blond hair” — walks into his door.

Then there is another book in the list, titled “The Good Thief” by Hannah Tinti, which also promises an intriguing story.

“The Good Thief”, set in mid-19th century New England, tells the story of a con man trying to teach an orphan how to lie. He is not a good liar, the orphan I mean, but he is forced to tell one to save his life… and then the unexpected truth presents itself.

The premise behind these two books looks fresh and compelling that I might just grab both the next time I drop by Kinokuniya.

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The Tide Is Turning Back

by Jackson Sawatan on November 19, 2008

I was listening to Roger Waters’ “Tide Is Turning”, one of my all-time favourite songs, on the morning of March 9, the day I woke up to a changed Malaysia.

I used to think the world was flat, the song says. “Rarely threw my hat into the crowd.” It goes on, “I felt I had used up my quota of yearning.

It culminates into a powerful finale, with a haunting choir in the background, singing repeatedly “the tide is turning.” [Click on the YouTube clip to listen to the song]

An enormous tide, some say a political tsunami, had indeed swept across the country on that fateful night. The opposition was victorious in five states — six if the Federal Territory had a state legislative assembly of its own — and the ruling coalition had lost its two-third majority.

Anyone who had not felt the sensation of the tide sweeping must have had a heart made of stone.

Now, eight months after the election, I can feel the tide is gathering strength, again. It looks like the tide is turning back and this time it is the opposition that had better watch out or risk being swept away.

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Football: Malaysia is Still Burrowing Out of the Crypt

by Jackson Sawatan on November 15, 2008

I’ve forgotten that we have a national football team. When I think of Malaysian football, all that I can recall were names like James Wong, Hassan Sani, R. Arumugam, Soh Chin Aun, Mokhtar Dahari, Santokh Singh, Zainal Abidin Hassan, Dollah Salleh…

Last year, I wrote a story about Malaysian football from the point of view of a foreigner in the person of Seamus O’Brien, whose company, World Sports Group (WSG), is behind Asia’s high profile events with millions of viewers such as the AFC Champions League, Asian Cup Championship, FIFA World Cup 2006 Asian Qualifiers and Asean Football Championship.

He said Malaysian football was salvageable and if those involved in the sport could do things correctly, in 10 years, Malaysia would be able to climb to a respectable position in world ranking.

The interview was done in August last year, a time when Malaysia was languishing at 153rd position in world ranking. Malaysia slipped further in the rank to 166th since then.

It moved up again to 161st spot last month (October 2008). Recently, however, the country regained 10 rungs and moved to 151st spot, a progress nonetheless but still, there is little to cheer about.

The Malaysian football hit the bottom in mid-90’s due to match fixing. As though hitting the lowest ebb was not enough, it went on digging deeper and deeper down the crypt.

Moving 10 rungs up the ladder is really no consolation. Malaysia is still burrowing out of the crypt and has not reach the point where it can make a real climb.

Below is the team that put Malaysian football at its height, on that memorable night in 1980 when the country beat South Korea 2-1 in the Moscow Olympics qualifier. The winning goal came from King James after a cross from the left by the speedy Hassan Sani. Malaysia had earlier scored the opener through Bakri Ibni.

Scorers — Malaysia: Bakar Ibni (12th min), James Wong (85th). South Korea: Gang-Nam Kim (58th).

MALAYSIA: A. Arumugam (GK), Jamal Nassir, Soh Chin Aun, Santokh Singh, Khalid Abdullah, Khalid Ali, Sukor Salleh (Yunus Alif), Bakri Ibni, Abdullah Ali, James Wong, Hassan Sani.

I was there — a small boy then — cheering the national team in front of a black-and-white TV. I could still remember how the goal was scored, as vividly as though the match was telecast live in high definition!

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Singapore Moves A Step Closer To Legalising Euthanasia?

by Jackson Sawatan on November 4, 2008

No, not at all, the government says. What the government — its Health Ministry, at least — is contemplating is to “broach the idea” of making changes to the Advance Medical Directive, or living will, which instructs doctors “not to artificially prolong the life of a terminally-ill patient with machines,” the Straits Times reported.

The island state’s health minister Khaw Boon Wan raised the matter last month, throwing in the question to Singaporeans, “Do we allow euthanasia or assisted dying?” amid intense discussion on the subject following the publication of letters urging the government to consider looking into the matter.

I guess that is the price to pay for having one of the highest life expectancy in the world. With fewer babies being born, and people living longer, Singapore’s population is ageing fast.

The dilemma is compounded further by the ever-increasing health care costs, making dying “legally” rather than being bed-ridden in hospital for long, seems like a logical way forward.

No prize for guessing why the sudden brouhaha over the issues in Singapore media, and the well-time reaction from the minister, who announced that the government had indeed planned to address the issue but wanted to hear more debates on the matter.

The ever-pragmatic republic is covering every front, allowing and encouraging debates before going ahead with the plan to amend the living will — or dying will if you please — legislation.

The head of Singapore’s Catholic Church, understandably, condemned euthanasia, with Archbishop Nicholas Chia describing it as “immoral” and also calling on doctors to reject the practice.

“One cannot choose death and ask to be killed. When they do this, they are not only committing the crime of suicide, but also compounding it by making another person a partner in a crime,” he said in a letter that was read out during Sunday services at the country’s 30-plus Catholic churches, the Straits Times said.

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To Teach or Not to Teach Mathematics and Science in English?

by Jackson Sawatan on November 2, 2008

This is the English version of my previous entry “Ajar atau Tidak Ajar Matematik dan Sains dalam Bahasa Inggeris?” This is a crude translation anyway; don’t blame me, I’m a product of the system.

The Berita Harian newspaper reported today that the government would decide next year whether to continue with the policy to teach Mathematics and Science in English.

According to Deputy Education Minister Datuk Razali Ismail, the ministry would make the decision after the cabinet looked into the matter, taking into consideration various aspects, including views from all parties as well as the results of the Ujian Penilaian Sekolah Rendah this year.

So far, he said, four roundtable discussions had been carried out to discuss the matter, involving officers from the Education Ministry, non-governmental organisations, leaders of corporate sector, students, teachers and leaders of the ruling as well as opposition parties.

It seems that there is already an intention to do away with the policy, which has been in place since about a decade ago. Otherwise, the roundtables would not include the issues of whether the government should scrap the policy.

If there was indeed an intention to continue with the policy, the discussions would have been confined to ways to strengthen the teaching of both subjects in English, without including the elements of scrapping the policy altogether.

I don’t care. I mean, why should I? Whether the policy is scrapped or not, it has no effect on my livelihood as any action taken by the government would only affect my school-going children.

Another thing, why should there be a fuss anyway if we are unable to master English? We, after all, would not have intentions to work with multinational companies or pursue studies abroad. We already have many local universities, don’t we?

Let others with better command of English grab the opportunities available. We don’t need those anyway. I mean, why should we bother? If we are unable to get jobs, there is no lack of opportunities in Malaysia to become robbers, extortionists, thieves, drug addicts, snatch thieves…

In any case, the world would not be troubled by our inabilities to master English. The world would not in any way handicapped, or stop revolving, just because millions of Malaysians had poor command of English.

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[Note: The English version of this entry is available in a separate entry, here!]

Akhbar Berita Harian hari ini melaporkan bahawa kerajaan akan membuat keputusan pada tahun depan sama ada meneruskan pengajaran subjek Matematik dan Sains dalam Bahasa Inggeris.

Menurut Timbalan Menteri Pendidikan Datuk Razali Ismail, kementerian akan membuat keputusan itu selepas penelitian oleh kabinet, dengan mengambil kira pandangan semua pihak termasuk menilai keputusan Ujian Penilaian Sekolah Rendah tahun ini.

Setakat ini, katanya, empat rundingan meja bulat sudah diadakan bagi membincangkan perkara itu membabitkan penyertaan pegawai Kementerian Pelajaran, badan bukan kerajaan, sektor korporat, pelajar, guru dan ahli politik kerajaan dan pembangkang.

Nampaknya sudah ada niat untuk membatalkan polisi yang sudahpun dilaksanakan sejak kira-kira sedekad itu. Jika tidak tentulah kajian tidak dilakukan untuk menilai sama ada kerajaan wajar meneruskan polisi itu atau sebaliknya.

Jika sememangnya ada niat untuk meneruskan polisi itu, tentulah kajian akan berkisar kepada isu bagaimana untuk memperkasakan lagi pengajaran kedua-dua subjek itu dalam Bahasa Inggeris tanpa memasukkan elemen kemungkinan untuk membatalkannya.

Saya tidak kisah. Peduli apa. Batal atau tidak, ia tidak memberi apa-apa kesan kepada periuk nasi saya kerana kelak yang akan menanggungnya ialah anak-anak saya yang sedang bersekolah.

Lagipun, buat apa ribut-ribut jika kita tidak pandai berbahasa Inggeris? Kita bukannya mahu bekerja dengan syarikat antarabangsa atau melanjutkan pelajaran ke luar negara. Di tempat sendiri kan berlambak universiti?

Biarlah orang lain yang mahir berbahasa Inggeris merebut peluang yang ada. Kita tidak perlu itu semua. Nak susah apa? Kalau tak dapat kerja, di Malaysia banyak peluang untuk menjadi perompak, pemeras ugut, pencuri, penagih, peragut…

Takkanlah pula dunia akan menjadi susah kerana kita tidak pandai berbahasa Inggeris. Dunia tidak akan cacat, atau berhenti berputar, hanya kerana jutaan manusia di Malaysia tidak mahir berbahasa Inggeris.

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A New Look For “Sans Serif…” Blog

by Jackson Sawatan on October 25, 2008

Hi there, if you are here for the first time, you wouldn’t notice the change in this blog’s appearance.

Those of you who have been here before, however, would know that this is a considerable “upgrade” from the look and feel of the previous “Sans Serif…” blog. I’ve always wanted a blog with a magazine and news theme and found this one to be of particular interest.

I’m still playing with the design, getting to know its temperament before I can tweak it further to suit the blog’s personality.

Among other things that I’ve done, was to revamp the blog’s categories by dividing them into nine main categories — aviation, business, journalism, lifestyle & hobby, maritime, offbeat, politics, science and world, with sub-categories coming along later on.

This revamp can only mean one thing — that I’m going to blog here seriously and diligently from now on.

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Joe The Plumber

by Jackson Sawatan on October 20, 2008

… and Ali the Taxi Driver, Ah Chong the Chicken Rice Seller, Gopal the Barber, Yomogun the Farmer.

If you have been following the US presidential election, you would know who Joe the Plumber is. He is, well… a plumber, who confronted Barack Obama over the Democrat candidate’s tax proposals.

Obama’s Republican rival John McCain, seized the moment in the last presidential debate on Wednesday (Thursday morning Malaysian time) and used the plumber’s exchange with Obama as a central piece of his argument against Obama’s tax policies, saying they would hurt average American businessmen like Joe the Plumber.

Joe the Plumber is rich by average Malaysian standards. Anyone who is planning to buy a plumbing company worth more than US$250,000 (RM850,000), like what Joe the Plumber was reportedly planning to do, is rich by Alis’, Gopals’, Ah Chongs’ and Yomoguns’ standards, assuming Joe the Plumber is living in Malaysia.

In Malaysia, an annual income of RM60,000 is already considered high by the standard of the average Joe, including this Joe.

Even then, with the increase in the cost of living, that amount is hardly enough for a family of four — with two school-going children, a mortgage to pay, a car loan to service and a house rent to pay — to have a decent living in cities like Kuala Lumpur.

Joe the Plumber would have been already an elite here, sitting securely up there in the economic and social strata.

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